So I picked up the pocket-sized Skinny Bitch (Freedman/Barnouin) at Target this afternoon ¹. I stopped wanting to read it around page 30, but finished solely out of curiosity of how ridiculous the book could possibly get/ my need to finish whatever I start... I rarely do a Play-By-Play of anything, but reading this book aroused a lot of words that had to be put down on paper... er.... screen...

Chapter 1 is pretty sound, outside of the fact that it seems the book is written in the “drunken cheerleader” dialect of English (in which I haven't been fluent in about half a decade). Fat is unhealthy, cigarettes are bad, alcohol is bad, coffee is bad (go fuck yourselves)...

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