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#6 Mama’s Boy

#1 The Perect Guy

Really Long Acrylic Nails... I thought these went out of style a decade ago. Ladies... they look like fucking claws, and unless you have impeccable hygiene, you become a walking petri dish for all kinds of things...  plus every time you get your hands dirty, some of the dirt always manages to stay behind, so now you have Tabasco, shampoo, cream cheese from your bagel and some boy’s ejaculate traveling with you as you make you daily rounds.... i’m gonna go vomit now... be right back...

Muffin-tops, camel-toes, beer-bellies, nut-huggers, ass-cleavage and any other example of clothes not fitting properly. If it’s...

1.    APPLICATION NIGHTMARE

This is probably the best thing I've found on MySpace in the however-many years I've been on there . This is from a recent speech by Bill Gates at a high school about the 11 things students will not learn in school. He talked about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world... maybe he did say this, maybe he didn't... love him, hate him, he sure does hit the nail on the head though. Here's some advice...

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

5. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

6. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

7. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.