or Why All Men Should Be Banished To Pluto

As previously mentioned elsewhere in this blog...
I have a problem with half
If the glass is half full, fill it immediately
If it is half empty, chug the contents.
Similarly, if my clothes are half-off... your intentions better be....

DO I HAVE TO SPELL EVERYTHING OUT?

i try my best to not write about specific people*... because knowing my luck the stars will align against me and the person will somehow find my blog, but in the case of Traffic Guy (aka Porn Star), I feel I can make an exception.... [i already sent him a link]

* and Without.

So, a Friday night or two ago I meet this boy guy, who is, to say the least good looking fucking hot. In the spur of the moment (and completely random 3AM traffic) we exchange numbers and go our ways. About 20 minutes after giving him my number, I forgot his name... by morning I forgot I even met the guy. To make the long story short.... Ring ring goes the phone over a week later.

#6 Mama’s Boy

#1 The Perect Guy

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

5. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

6. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

7. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

THE Boytoy Contract... originally posted on Catch27, then migrated to MySpace... here it is, print it out, give it to your boytoy! Yes, I really did write this a few years ago...

BOYTOY CONTRACT