application (1)
05.28.08
Boyfriend Vacancy: Apply Within
goofy
Fuck Me Like You Hate Me by Seether
So... as there is a Boyfriend Vacancy once more... I couldn't resist...
APPLICATION: BOYFRIEND 2.0
Please fill out the entire application for consideration.
PART ZERO: PREREQUISITE
Number of times you shower per week:
(if less than 7, I will not waste your time, discontinue application process immediately and please leave my site)
More About:
application
|
humor
Latest Entries
My Thoughts
Completely Random
Fun Stuff
Stolen Humor
Fitness Stuff
Best Of
Mood
ambitious (1)
analytical (1)
angry (1)
annoyed (4)
antisocial (1)
aware (1)
beautiful (1)
bewildered (1)
blah (3)
bookish (1)
bored (2)
bouncy (1)
cheated (1)
cold (1)
creative (1)
critical (1)
curious (2)
defeated (1)
delighted (1)
determined (1)
disappointed (1)
dizzy (1)
eco-friendly (1)
erotic (1)
excited (1)
famished (1)
flirty (1)
focused (1)
fragile (1)
frivolous (1)
furious (1)
fuzzy (1)
giddy (1)
goofy (1)
happy (1)
healthy (1)
honest (1)
impatient (1)
important (1)
inadequate (1)
inconvenienced (2)
inquisitive (1)
insensitive (1)
inspired (1)
intrigued (1)
jolly (1)
molested (1)
moody (1)
motivated (2)
not too bad (1)
numb (1)
perplexed (2)
pissy (2)
playful (1)
puzzled (1)
queasy (1)
smitten (1)
stubborn (1)
thoughtful (2)
tired (1)
triumphant (1)
unreserved (1)
witty (1)
wtf?! (2)
Topics
.mac (1)
airplanes (1)
annoyed (7)
application (1)
barnes & noble (2)
beauty (6)
bodySpace (3)
bodybuilding (3)
books (2)
candy (1)
cheating (1)
children (1)
clothing (1)
computers (1)
dating (8)
death (1)
design (1)
diet (13)
disney (1)
doctors (1)
driving (1)
drupal (1)
escorts (1)
figure (1)
firefox (1)
fitness (1)
jogging (1)
food (3)
friends (1)
furniture (2)
gaspari nutrition (1)
green (1)
guacamole (1)
gym stories (4)
hell (1)
holidays (2)
christmas (1)
easter (1)
hormones (1)
hospital (1)
hotel (1)
humor (7)
iPhone (2)
iTunes (1)
ick (1)
ikea (2)
internet (4)
facebook (1)
myspace (2)
kids (1)
lessons (1)
letters (3)
library (1)
life (2)
likes (1)
lists (9)
love (1)
mail (2)
mania (1)
me (9)
growing up (1)
thoughts (4)
men (11)
mirrors (1)
morning (1)
moving (1)
new jersey (2)
obesity (1)
olympics (1)
os x (2)
pink (1)
places (1)
politically correct (1)
politics (2)
porn (3)
posing trunks (1)
reading (1)
redline (1)
relationships (2)
rules (1)
salon (1)
school (4)
sex (6)
shoes (1)
shopping (1)
sodium (1)
sports (1)
stubborn (1)
stupidity (4)
suicide (1)
survey (1)
target (1)
teeth (1)
thought (1)
training (7)
tv (1)
violence (1)
women (1)
wtf?! (6)
April, 2007
(1)
August, 2007
(1)
January, 2008
(2)
March, 2008
(5)
April, 2008
(4)
May, 2008
(11)
June, 2008
(6)
July, 2008
(2)
August, 2008
(6)
September, 2008
(21)
October, 2008
(14)
November, 2008
(6)
Coming Soon!