JUNE 2008: List of Ick

Better Off by Ashlee Simpson

Really Long Acrylic Nails... I thought these went out of style a decade ago. Ladies... they look like fucking claws, and unless you have impeccable hygiene, you become a walking petri dish for all kinds of things...  plus every time you get your hands dirty, some of the dirt always manages to stay behind, so now you have Tabasco, shampoo, cream cheese from your bagel and some boy’s ejaculate traveling with you as you make you daily rounds.... i’m gonna go vomit now... be right back...