Sure, life would be plenty more full of ouch without all those awesome topical anesthetics. Toothache? Sore throat? Hemorrhoids? Itching? Burning? There is a creme, jelly, spray or patch just for you! Want to put a coke bottle up your ass? A furby? Your TV remote? There’s a creme, gel and spray to make the experience as painless and carefree as possible. OK, I get that. I even kinda get the “spray this in your throat for a gag-free blowjob”.