Beware of Pantless Wanderer

Ka-boom Ka-boom by Marilyn Manson

[mirror]

Perfect by Simple Plan

I'm in front of the mirror again.....

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

what the FUCK is wrong with me?
maybe it's just this mirror....
the angle...
the lighting...
maybe in my disagreement with gravity, I hit my head a little hard yesterday...
maybe i'm just tan...
or I'm wearing black... because black is slimming...
maybe I should check another mirror...
because this one can be defective...
maybe it's the cut of the shorts...