i’m tired of hearing this shit
about “beauty is on the inside”... it’s on bumper stickers, they tell
it to children, it’s the mantra of ugly people, and most recently it is
my “homework”... so I looked it up. Here is the relevant definition....

now...
this is something more along my interpretation of beauty... something
pleasing to look at. Now let’s consider reality...or in this case, the
most beautiful man I have ever known... I did not think him beautiful
because of what his spleen looked like! Although you can argue that I
never saw his spleen, but I’m pretty sure that if I did see his spleen,
there would be no attraction since I have never found any spleen
attractive in any way, shape or form... to any of my senses. Similarly
I have never exhibited such feelings about kidneys, lungs, gall
bladders or intestines large and small.... so this leads me to conclude
beauty is 100% on the outside and this dumb saying just has to go.

“Beauty
is in the eye of the beholder”.... or beer-holder, depending on how you
choose to look at it, is a much better saying and should be the one we
teach our children. Although based completely on appearance, beauty is
something that has a different meaning to pretty much every person...
so if I think you’re a troll... I’m sure someone out there thinks
you’re a gorgeous prince! Am I being sarcastic? Maybe somewhat, but
everyone is a bit different..  Some people like red hair... I find it
repulsive....

Anyway
you put it.... the happiest people I have ever met are the ugliest
ones... so if “beauty” isn’t your thing.... at least you got the
“happiness” thing going for you... maybe not yet, but I’m sure that
eventually it will kick in...