So this girl comes up to me today at this random gym I decided to work out at for the day with the kind greeting of “You fucked my boyfriend!” Bewildered, surprised and at a loss of words, the only thing I could mumble out was... “Ummm...... ok”. I decided to further investigate the issue before simply saying “Oops, he wasn’t labeled”...

She wouldn’t tell me her name, or the name of the boyfriend in question and from what I could tell, she had no clue what my name was.... but she absolutely KNEW that I was the girl that her Mr.Wonderful had done something with at some point in the past.  As I mentally recited my entire sexual history, I made the mistake of asking her why she was still with the asshole if he had cheated on her (whether it was with me or not, was completely irrelevant). Unsure of the answer to my question, and without the slightest clue of what she had hoped to accomplish with this unanticipated encounter, she stormed away.... Weird....