[mirror]

Perfect by Simple Plan

I'm in front of the mirror again.....

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

what the FUCK is wrong with me?
maybe it's just this mirror....
the angle...
the lighting...
maybe in my disagreement with gravity, I hit my head a little hard yesterday...
maybe i'm just tan...
or I'm wearing black... because black is slimming...
maybe I should check another mirror...
because this one can be defective...
maybe it's the cut of the shorts...
or how the supposed-sports-bra-top pushes my boobs up
instead of just holding them in place...
maybe it's because said top cost fifty-seven bucks...
and my brain is factoring in this useless detail
maybe it's my headband...

i stand there and stare at my thighs
front
side
back
other side
back again
side
front

maybe it's the socks...
it has to be the socks...
the socks are different
they're yellow
they're clearly not mine
they are making my ankles look

....absolutely perfect...

and my calves
and my knees
and my thighs
and my butt
and my hips
and my waist
and my boobs
and my shoulders
and my arms
and my face
and even my hair
it's the perfect shade of barbie-blonde today...

*sigh*


why can't I look like this every day?