So after not getting any sleep at all, I gave up on trying and headed out... 9AM... there are plenty of ways I can tire myself out and maybe, just maybe fall asleep later (to all who don’t know me... I can’t sleep, and I usually hate taking sleeping pills because then I sleep too much). After spending the morning jogging and tanning/napping, I figured I would do what I always do on Monday afternoon... nails, toes, massage... it makes me feel all girly and pretty. I was disappointed to find out that the gentleman that usually does my massage was missing in action and a Korean woman who spoke 3 and a half words of English was there to take his place. Now, my massage is usually the highlight of my week... being that I usually have no time to get it and only get to enjoy it every few weeks before running off to work or someplace else with something else to do. I could now relax and drift into slumber for 45 minutes.... ah, how I was looking forward to this.... but NOOOOOOOOOO.... I couldn’t relax, or fall asleep, because I wasn’t getting massaged, I was getting groped... EVERYWHERE!

I really don’t want to go into detail....

I feel molested....

All I wanted was a damn massage! I specified...  NO HAPPY ENDING!