Ever cheat in school?
only on my statistics final... but that was not intentional, the idiot professor handed me half the answer key along with the test packet (by accident, of course) and I only noticed the answer key when I was halfway done with the test... I figured returning it to him would be a bit suspicious an hour into the test... and not using it would be... stupid...

A few lessons learned on assembling the Expedit Bookcase... this is the 3rd Expedit bookcase I have assembled within my lifetime and sense being uncommon, and previous mistakes not used for reference, it is actually halfway assembled in pieces in the middle of my living room, surrounded by cutlery, nail cutting tools, bloody paper towels and pieces of carboard and plastic... there it shall remain until I get my hand stitched together and am able to continue the project...

I get it, the furniture is “bargain-priced”... but why does the customer service have to suffer so fucking much? Finding a human being in that store is like searching for a lost earring... first of all, you have no idea where to look, and when you do remember where you've seen it last... Is it there? Is it not there? Is it somewhere else entirely?