My MySpace Hierarchy

This Time (Klaas US Radio Edit) by DJ Antoine

To all the people posting "comment me, comment me" bulletins.... I have a few thing to say (and this also applies to the people who go out of the way to send "you don't comment me anymore ☹" messages). First of all, I present to you My MySpace Hierarchy... the sacred order in which I give people attention on this website. (please notice the last two words of that sentence... THIS WEBSITE.... not some other website, not in real life, not how I arrange people on my buddy list, who gets a christmas card first, etc.). Second... I only comment people when I'm bored, and when I DO have something nice to say (which, if you know me, is pretty rare). Second and a half: I don't leave "You're hot" comments... unless you really are hot and even then you already know it, so I don't need to make your head even bigger than it already is...it may explode... which leads me to Second and three quarters: if I am posting comments at 6 or 7 AM, assume that I haven't gone to sleep yet, and am half conscious falling asleep on my keyboard, so disregard anything I say.... (sorry mom for leaving you that naked chick the other day, it was meant for someone else). Third: Never, ever, ever, ever take me too seriously, too literally, or assume your assumptions to be true, whatever they may be (this is my version of a disclaimer): I'm really not as out there as I sometimes seem to be or pretend to be... it's MySpace, it's all just for fun.

1. My mom: this is how we communicate in my family.... soon grandpa will have a  profile as well!
2. People that matter: since most people I know have deleted themselves from this site, moved on over to Facebook or simply got a life... very few people left in his category.
3. Guys I'm kinda sorta "talking" to: currently none, since I'm kinda sorta living with him
4. People I talk to on MySpace or see on a pretty regular basis: loosely defined as "friends"
5. Guys I've randomly taken home: 1.2 (actually 1.18, but I'll round up)
6. Guys I wanted to take home but didn't: 2
7. Guys I still want to take home....
8. Really hot guys that are geographically inconvenient for anything other than flirting on MySpace...
9. People I've known for years, but haven't hung out with in forever
10. All other people I occasionally talk to or know from random places, through random people, websites, etc.
11. Really hot blonde chicks with big boobs
12. The really awesome photographers that take pictures of really hot blonde chicks with big boobs that have not been previously included.
13. All pretty people with muscles not previously included.
14. Exes I am on civil terms with: 1
15. Guys that somehow got me home when I got FORGOTTEN at Pacha: 4
16. Pretty people without muscles and people with muscles who are not pretty.
17. All other industry people I may have kinda/sorta associated with here or there.
18. People that knew me when my hair was pink :-x
19. Exes I am on semi-civil terms with: 2
20. People that are not good looking, that I don't know, and that do work out
21. Chicks that hate my guts because I DID slept with their bf or ex bf at some point: 1
22. Chicks that hate my guts because they THINK I slept with their bf or ex bf at some point: 3
23. Chicks that hate my guts for absolutely no valid reason
24. Guys who were unfortunate to fall in love with me in the 18 month period that I just didn't want to be loved...
25. People that I don't know, that are not good looking and that don't work out.
26. Guys who have taken the liberty of posting scantily clad photos of me on some forum: 2
27. Guys that have FORGOTTEN me at Pacha...
28. Guys that almost got me arrested or otherwise acquainted with law enforcement: 2
29. Guys that owe me over 10 grand... actually... GUY... singular
30. Ugly people that leave half naked icky pictures on my comments....