Sure, life would so full of ouch without all those awesome topical anesthetics. Toothache? Sore throat? Hemorrhoids? Itching? Burning? There is a creme, jelly, spray or patch just for you! Want to put a coke bottle up your ass? A furby? Your TV remote? There’s surely a product out there to make the experience as painless as possible. OK, I guess I kinda sorta get that. I even kinda get the whole “spray this in your throat and you will not gag" ad campaign for Deep Throat ($14.99 seems worth it if it does what they claim it does... which is somehow doubtful... but then again I'm fairly sceptical when it comes to these things). What I completely don’t get is why would you want to purposely put ANYTHING ending with “caine” on your penis? Who was the genius that came up with this? Benzocaine, dibucaine, lidocaine... on your cock. Why would you put something like this inside a condom? How can a body part that you can’t feel, function.... er.... correctly? If at all? Whoever feels I am wrong needs to get their nerve endings checked out... seriously...

As a non-penis-owner I find this puzzling, since I can’t feel my jaw or nose and I had 12 seconds of contact with this anesthetic-covered penis... which by the way is secondary-transfer, so I can only wonder what he was feeling like (said penis had the anesthetic equivalent of a gram of coke because I feel ready for a root canal).... but i digress..

And even if previously mentioned condoms (I don't think it was the ones pictures, I didn't really check) have a good fucking application, one must scrub private area with lots and lots of soap before putting penis anywhere near a mouth.... so some part of that may make certain aspects of sex a bit uncomfortable, but then again I see anal potential...